Life In Binary

A Cute Story On Death

jonathanegbert:

according to this mac and cheese box here, i’m a family of four.

(via weaponizedwit)

sarcasticspokesperson:

I think we all know who the real winner of this skeleton war is…
smitty werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1

sarcasticspokesperson:

I think we all know who the real winner of this skeleton war is…

smitty werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1

(via skeletonjuliuscaesar)

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

(via the-pietriarchy)

lordoftheelves:

pros to dating me:

  • there is no limit to the amount of times I will watch The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings extended editions

(via roseshell)

dogxshit:

The public transport feel

dogxshit:

The public transport feel

(Source: peterpanopticon, via johnlocked221)

linear-relationships:

linear-relationships:

I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.

A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets

(via skeletonjuliuscaesar)

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

whenincambridge:

image

(via johnlocked221)

vincentmillay:

you know what’s funny is that i’ve always been more obsessed with female celebrities for some reason and i used to think that was bc i saw them as role models and wanted to emulate them or whatever

but it turns out i’m just really hella into girls

(via louisdimplinson)

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

(via idlebirdsparagon)