I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again
The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die
peopl who say classical music is boring don’t know how boring pop music is from a sheet music point of view
this is so important to me
when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago
Penis and XY required to be man? False.
Only things required to be a man are:
two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.
this literally took me forever to get
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.